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Americanised Ramayan

Here's something sooo cooool.Check it out. Americanised Ramayana How does a ABCD(American Born Confused Desi) explain to his younger brother the topic - How did Diwali begin? This is how he goes about it............(read it with an American accent) So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked  him. But, like, his step mom, or somethin', was kind of a bitch, and  she forced her husband to, like, you know, send this cool dude, he  was Ram, to some national forest or reserve or  somethin'. Since he was going, for like,somethin' like more than 10 years or  so, he decided to take his wife and his bro along. You know...so  that they could all chill out together. But dude, the forest was reeeeeeal scary shit, really man, they  had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this  dude, Ram,  kicked the ass with darts, bows and arrows, so it  was fine. But then some bad gansta' boys, some jerk cal...