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I Am A Mother The Officer At The Driving License Counter Asked The Lady  " What is Your Occupation ? " The Woman Seeking Renewal Of Her License Seemed To Be Puzzled. So The Officer Said " Ma'am, Are You Employed, Have Your Own Business Or........ The Woman Replied  " Oh, Yes !! I Have A Full Time Occupation. I Am A Mother " Officer : " We Don't Have ' Mother ' As An Option For Occupation. I Will Write it Down As ' Housewife '. That Takes Care Of All Questions." This Had Happened Long Ago, And Was Forgotten.Years Later When I Went To Get My License,The Public Relations Officer Was A S omewhat Pompous. Woman. " Your Occupation ? " She Asked in A Rather Authoritative Tone. I Just Had An inspiration And Replied " I Am A Researcher in The Field Of Child Development, Nutrition And Inter-Personal Relationships " The Lady Officer Stared At Me in Amazement. I Calmly Repeated My ...

Guruji - mujhe paanch din dijiye, aapki zindagi badal doonga.....doge ? 1) Ek din Khet me Kisan ke saath - isse kisan hamare liye kitna shram karta hai samajh aayegaa; kisan hame khana khilane ke lye kya kya karta hi, aur bechara khud karz mein dooba rehta hai;   2) Ek din Pagalkhane me - isse yeh sikh milegi ki logon ke saath kaisa vyavhar karni chahiye; pagal khane mein aap pagal ki batoon ka bura nahi mante na, bas hans dete ho. Bahar kisine kuch keh diya , aap kitne serious ho jate ho...sabko isi nazaiya se dekho , yeh to paagal hai ! 3) Ek din school me bachhon ke sath - ek teacher bas har bache ki bhalayi chahta hai; chahta hai ki mera shishya mujhse behtar bane; ek din teacher banke dekho ! 4) Ek din Hospital mein - ise samjhane ki jaroorat nahi, aap khud hi samjhdar ho 5) Ek din jail mein - ek galti karne se zindagi kaise barbaad hoti hai, badal jaati - apnon ki aur apne parwar walon ki, yeh samajh jaooge !