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Here's something sooo cooool.Check it out. Americanised Ramayana How does a ABCD(American Born Confused Desi) explain to his younger brother the topic - How did Diwali begin? This is how he goes about it............(read it with an American accent) So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked  him. But, like, his step mom, or somethin', was kind of a bitch, and  she forced her husband to, like, you know, send this cool dude, he  was Ram, to some national forest or reserve or  somethin'. Since he was going, for like,somethin' like more than 10 years or  so, he decided to take his wife and his bro along. You know...so  that they could all chill out together. But dude, the forest was reeeeeeal scary shit, really man, they  had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this  dude, Ram,  kicked the ass with darts, bows and arrows, so it  was fine. But then some bad gansta' boys, some jerk cal...

A young man  wished to marry the farmer’s beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission.   The farmer looked him over and said,   “Son, go stand out in that field. I’m going to release three bulls, one at a time. If you can catch the tail of any one of the three bulls, you can marry my daughter.” The young man stood in the pasture awaiting the first bull. The barn door opened and out ran the biggest, meanest-looking bull he had ever seen. He decided that one of the next bulls had to be a better choice than this one, so he ran over to the side and let the bull pass through the pasture out the back gate. The barn door opened again. Unbelievable. He had never seen anything so big and fierce in his life. It stood pawing the ground, grunting, slinging slobber as it eyed him. Whatever the next bull was like, it had to be a better choice than this one. He ran to the fence and let the bull pass through the pasture, out the back gate. The door opened a third time...

This year Navaratri Poojas will follow 3 days format. (Oct 02 – Oct 04 2011) Jai gurudev NAVARATRI CELEBRATION -2011 With the Divine Blessing Poojya Sri Sri Ravi Shankar Guruji (Founder – The Art of Living International Centre) Khara Samvatsara Sharada Navaratri – Nava Chandi Homam The art of Living Centre - Hyderabad SCHEDULE OF THE VEDIC -- PROGRAM 2011.October 02 Shashti – Sunday Anuradha Nakshatra 08:30 AM 09:00 AM 12:30 PM Sri Maha Ganesha Pooja, SRI MAHA GANPATHI HOMAM SRI NAVAGRAHA HOMAM Poornahuthi, Mangalarthi 05:00 PM 05.30 PM 08:20 PM 08:30 PM LALITHA SAHASRAM VASHTHUSHANTHI HOMAM Poornahuthi, Mangalarthi SATSANG 2011.October 03 Sapthami – Monday Jyestha Nakshatra 07:00 AM 12:30 PM SHRI MAHA RUDRA HOMAM Poornahuthi, Mangalarthi 05:00 PM 05.30 PM 08:20 PM Sri Vishnu Sahasranama Parayanam SRI MAHA SUDARSHANAHOMAM Poornahuthi, Mangalarthi 2001. October 04 Ashtami – Tuesd...

This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen...   A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."   "Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children?   If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things." The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.   Just after he left the barbershop, he...

The Hindu Rate Of Wrath By Francois Gautierr Is there such a thing as 'Hindu terrorism', as the arrest of Sadhvi Pragya Singh Thakur for the Malegaon blasts may tend to prove? Well, I guess I was asked to write this column because I am one of that rare breed of foreign correspondents—a lover of Hindus! A born Frenchman, Catholic-educated and non-Hindu, I do hope I'll be given some credit for my opinions, which are not the product of my parents' ideas, my education or my atavism, but garnered from 25 years of reporting in South Asia (for Le Journal de Geneve and Le Figaro).   In the early 1980s, when I started  freelancing in south India, doing photo features on Kalaripayattu, the Ayyappa festival, or the Ayyanars, I slowly realised that the genius of this country lies in its Hindu ethos, in the true spirituality behind Hinduism. The average Hindu you meet in a million villages possesses this simple, innate spirituality and accepts your diversity, whether you are Christ...

FAITH & PATIENCE                                                 once there was a sweeper in a well known temple and he was very sincere and devoted .Every time he saw thousands of devotees coming to take darshan of the Lord, he thought that the Lord is standing all the time and giving darshan and He must be feeling very tired. so one day very innocently he asked the Lord whether he can take the place of the Lord for a day so that the Lord can have some relief and rest.the Deity of the Temple replied," I do not mind taking a break. I will transform you like Myself . but you must do one thing. You must just stand here like Me, smile at everyone and just give benedictions.Donot interfere with anything and don’t say anything. Remember you are the deity and you ju...

The article posted on http://www.sunday-guardian.com/ is not opening so we have decided to post it on blog. We feel that people must read this article, in case publishers of Sunday Guradian feel this is a copyright violation, please drop in a line at kumarjgd@gmail.com we will be happy to remove the story. Friend, father & philosopher of black money is Chidambaram : Ram Jethmalani Chidambaram cannot get black money out of his blood. Dr Subramanian Swamy has clearly stated in his website, "I now have further information from my usually reliable sources in the Union Government that the tapping of Finance Minister Mr. Pranab Mukherjee and his close associate in the Ministry, enabled Mr. Robert Vadra the son-in-law of Ms. Sonia Gandhi and Mr. Karthik son of Mr. P. Chidambaram, to use the data thereby collected to manipulate and rig the Mumbai stock market. Earlier these data were directly provided by the then Finance Minister Mr. Chidambaram. I demand that ...

This article is taken from the times of india sunday paper dated 4-9-2011 In the assassin’s mind On death row, Rajiv’s killers expected treatment fit for heroes Jaya Menon | TNN     Material Objects (MO) 124 and 125 are now just piles of paper gathering dust in a court vault. But they helped enlist an army of fighters, and assassins, for the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam. ‘Satanic Force’, two large volumes of Tiger propaganda seized by CBI investigators soon after the assassination of Rajiv Gandhi gives an insight into the harsh indoctrination that LTTE cadres were put through.     “There were more than 1,000 affidavits, mostly in Tamil, with names and addresses, narrations of cases of women raped and killed by the Indian Peace Keeping Force (IPKF), of men tortured and butchered. It would make anyone shed tears,” says K Ragothaman, the CBI’s chief investigating officer who interrogated the three Rajiv assassins, Murugan, Santhan a...