Friday, September 30, 2011

Americanised Ramayan

Here's something sooo cooool.Check it out.

Americanised Ramayana

How does a ABCD(American Born Confused Desi) explain
to his younger brother the topic - How did Diwali

This is how he goes about it............(read it
with an American accent)

So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and
people liked  him.
But, like, his step mom, or somethin', was kind of a
bitch, and  she forced her husband to, like, you
know, send this cool dude, he  was Ram, to some
national forest or reserve or  somethin'.
Since he was going, for like,somethin' like more
than 10 years or  so, he decided to take his wife and
his bro along.
You  that they could all chill out
But dude, the forest was reeeeeeal scary shit,
really man, they  had monkeys and devils and shit
like that. But this  dude, Ram,  kicked the ass with
darts, bows and arrows, so it  was fine.

But then some bad gansta' boys, some jerk called
Ravan, picks up  his babe (Sita) and lures her away
to his hood. And  boy, were our  man, and his bro
Lakshman, pissed! And you don't  piss this
son-of-a-gunz 'coz, he just kicks ass and like, all
the gods were  with him.
So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram and
his bro get an  army of monkeys. Dude, don't ask me
how they trained  the damn  monkeys, just go along
with me, OK.  So, Ram, Lakhs, and their monkeys whip
this gansta's  ass in his  own hood.

Anyways, by now, their time's up in the forest and
anyways, it  gets kinda boring.
You know no TVs or malls or shit like that. So, they
decided to  hitch back home.
His bro and the wife are back home. People
thought,well, you know,  at least they deserve
somethin' nice and they didn't  have any bars
and clubs in those days. So they couldn't take them
out for a  drink, so the people decided to smoke
shit. And they  also had some lamps, they  lit the
lamps too.

So it was pretty know with all those
fireworks really,  they had some local band play
along with the  fireworks and you  know what, dude,
that was the very first, no   kidding, that was the
very first musical-synchronized fireworks. You know,
like the 4th of the July  stuff, but just more cooler
and stuff, you know.  And, so dude,  that was how,
like, this festival started.
Cool!! Diwali Rocks Maaaannnnnn!!!!!!!!

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